Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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