I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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