I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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