69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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