Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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