I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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