I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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