Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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