Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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