maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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