I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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