I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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