Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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