I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
