i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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