the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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