In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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