Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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