We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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