i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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