well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
