I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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