That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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