what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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