im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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