they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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