why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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