i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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