So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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