I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
BRING THE BAGELS
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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