There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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