I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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