i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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