So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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