Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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