Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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