i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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