I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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