pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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