you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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