she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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