To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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