is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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