Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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