32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
