yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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