we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You took a bar mat shot.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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