We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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