So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanna passion pit in your ass
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
