found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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