Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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