she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
