i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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