so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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