I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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